by Imagine the most extreme version when Don Jr. runs around the West Wing, butting heads as chief of staff, while his friend Kimberly Guilfoyle works her magic as communications director. And lest anyone accuse Trump Sr. of playing favorites, Tiffany, just a few years away from Georgetown Law, could be hired as a White House lawyer. Or, hell, why not attorney general?
What to do with Eric, the middle child, is always an enigma. With his experience in the family business, perhaps he could work as a secretary of commerce or housing. Then again, having appeared as a “boardroom judge” on nearly two dozen episodes of “The Apprentice,” the Supreme Court might be an even more tempting option.
Trump’s wife, Melania, has been noticeably absent from the campaign so far and never seemed enthused about her time as first lady. But even if she just goes for a walk, she can be useful to her husband. Witness how she used the Valentine’s message she sent him this week as a fundraising tool. “Dear Melania, I LOVE YOU! Even after every ACCUSATION, ARREST and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side.” began. Very touching. Presumably, she’s up for a repeat performance, though it’s hard to see how another four years of this madness would be #BeBest for her.
And Javanka? With some West Wing experience already under his belt, especially on the diplomatic frontIvanka is surely ready for bigger and better things. Secretary of State, perhaps?
As for Jared, he recently insisted that he has without plans follow his father-in-law back to the White House, preferring instead to focus on investment firm founded in 2021. It’s fair. The political hot seat isn’t for everyone, and Jared can assume that he’s already made all the foreign connections he needs to prosper. Certainly, the Investment of 2 billion dollars What his company received from a sovereign wealth fund controlled by his friend Mohammed bin Salman, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, was reportedly a delicious treat. That said, plans change. Fortunes change. And, when pressed by Axios, Kushner admitted that “nothing in my life has gone according to the plans I set for myself.” So if things were to get crazy and confusing in a second Trump administration, who’s to say what role he might consider himself?
